07/11/2014 by syrbal-labrys
This is bloody well inspired!
Man: Officer, my car was broken into and my laptop was stolen.
Officer: Are you sure?
Man: Uh, yes. I was sitting right here in the driver’s seat. This guy I used to know opened the passenger door. I yelled “Hey! Get out!,” and after the initial shock (when I was simultaneously paralyzed by surprise and fear) I tried to push him out, but he was stronger. He grabbed my laptop from the back seat and then ran away.
Officer: Did you scream for help?
Man: I’m not sure, I mean, I think so. It all happened so fast and I was kind of scared. I thought the type of guy who forces his way into a car with a person sitting right there, well, he might be the kind of guy who could hurt someone.
Officer: Did he hit you or say he would hit you if you didn’t…
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