11/18/2013 by syrbal-labrys
He is eight years old and we don’t know how he became homeless. He is very overweight, possibly because he is as charming as a certain similarly named Johnny Depp character and begs most enticingly.
He is missing a good deal of hair from his body, tho’ we do think it may be growing back. My son’s German Shedder Princess Neurotic hates him like Gollum hates Bagginses. The ferrets think they can eat him and this terrifies him. But all will be well!