10/18/2013 by syrbal-labrys
(1) Zombies, zombies, zombies! Or, why you really SHOULD check your credit history annually. Why not on October 31st…
(2) When the GERMANS tell you that your democracy is in trouble, it’s creepy, cause they should, like KNOW, right? (Also, they know what extortion is!)
(3) Don’t be a bear about the yeti! Well, not a polar bear, anyhow…and not just yet. (I know, I know shoot me for bad punnage attempt.) Seriously, tho’? Bears have CLAWS and those footprints have none, what, we have a polar bear cross with retractable claws??
(4) Calm yourself or into the cage with the hyena you go! At least, in Somalia….crap, I’d become a pirate, too, with choices like THAT.
(5) Turn off the tap! Because even in China, they know water is the next shortage!